BOYS ON THE RUN
I'm sorry!
Episode 1
Say, Toshiyuki…
If you from back then were to see me now,
you might think it wasn't supposed to be this way.
Well, going by the result...
(To me 20 years from now. Please be kind to your wife. If you're the president of a company, please be good to your subordinates.)
Me, 20 years later...
I'm an "amateur virgin" poor, ordinary employee who hasn't even gone out with a girl before.
But I did have a bride candidate once, you know!
This is Uemura who has been assigned to the planning department as of today.
Uemura Chiharu-chan, a newbie in her 2nd year of employment.
But she became the most adored girl in the company.
And I could hardly even talk to her.
"Okay, let's have tons of fun until morning then!"
Yes, please!
That's why, I know Chiharu-chan is out of the question but...
I decided in my heart that I would at least get rid of my amateur virginity by tomorrow, my birthday.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Let's go!
That guy gives me the creeps.
You're Tanishi-san... Right?
Yes!
Bang!
Her hair...
Is a pain in the ass.
Oh~ You're so shy~
But this Tani-tan is...
Note: the "-tan" suffix is baby talk for "-chan"
You can go on home already.
Oh, really?
Okay, I'm going then!
See you later.
The face you just made was the happiest since we met.
Huh?
In the end, this is all there is to life.
Watch out, idiot!
Ahh! Yes! Watch out, idiot!
Ahh! Yes!
Hold it right there, you bastard!
Why are you taking it so seriously?
Enough already!
Don't run, you impotent bastard!
Ouch...
Wait!
What the hell?
So damn persistent!
Am I really okay with this?
Staying the way I am now...
No, it's no good!
Time to be reborn!
And so...
Still a loser,
I turned 27.
Sorry about that.
That looks painful.
Huh?
I'll make you feel better, okay?
It's my birthday present to you.
No way. Chiharu-chan, the girl every guy in the company tried to get their hands on but couldn't...
Is trying to get her hands on my Tani-tan.
An unexpected miracle at age 27!?
Happy birthday to me~!
Happy birthday, Tani-tan.
For goodness' sakes, getting in a fight at age 27...
Would you stop it, already?
Yes, ma'am.
You hear me? By the time I was your age, your father and I already had you.
If you don't stop sponging off your parents and start standing on your own two feet, you'll be single your entire life.
Okay.
Hey! Are you listening to me?
Dad, can't you say something, too?
Okay. Dad, can't you say something, too?
Okay.
Hey, what the hell are you looking at?
What do you think!?
What did you say, you bastard!?
Can't you see the elderly standing? Give her your seat, dumbass!
Sorry...
What do you expect me to do!?
So you could confront him then? Yeah, right!
You wouldn't be able to say, "I actually wear a rug~" now would you?
I'd step up to the plate when I have to.
If it means protecting someone I love.
But we're all adults here.
That's the way things are, right?
There's no hero that comes to the rescue.
Uh... Our sales for April, compared to our rival, Mammoth...
We are quite far behind.
However, as usual. Our house, our rules.
Our slogan: "As long as we have one best thing, we'll be okay."
Let's be full of energy and do our best again today!
A word from our president...
None!
And that's all!
Thank you.
Alrighty then. First off...
Ah, that looks mighty tasty, Suzuki-san.
Morning beer at the office.
Yep. Can't get into gear without it.
Of course~ Have a seat, please. Yep. Can't get into gear without it.
Of course~ Have a seat, please.
Would you like some, too?
Hey.
I watched the pornos you lent me the other day.
How were they?
Your choices are way too extreme.
The idol stuff lacks a little oomph.
And the other one was just plain perverted.
You said you wanted light and heavy, right?
Then next time, lend me medium.
A nice, erotic one somewhere in between.
Hey, you two! A nice, erotic one somewhere in between.
Hey, you two!
You better be able to apply that to your work!
Of course! It's all part of research. Right?
Yes, all part of research. Of course! It's all part of research. Right?
Yes, all part of research.
It better be. Yes, all part of research.
It better be.
Enjoy your heavy play in moderation.
Please stop! It's nothing like that...
What do you mean it's nothing like that? What is it like then? Please stop! It's nothing like that...
What do you mean it's nothing like that? What is it like then?
I'm off to make my rounds. What do you mean it's nothing like that? What is it like then?
I'm off to make my rounds.
Okay, let's have the meeting with Mokuda-san, the prototype maker, in the evening of the 18th then.
All right.
Mokuda-san can't work when it's light out, so...
Cute as always again today.
Chiharu-chan.
-Let me know when you decide on the time -Yes, sir.
I'll be counting on you for the metal mold then.
Sure thing.
Good morning, Big Brother Toshiyuki.
Chiharu-chan!
Huh?
Did she just talk to me?
And if I didn't hear wrong, did she just call me Big Brother?
Huh?
Don't tell me you forgot?
Huh?
Forgot what?
Yesterday at the drinking party when we exchanged e-mail addresses.
You ordered me to call you that.
What?
Who did?
You did, Tanishi Senpai!
Big Brother?
Exchanged e-mail addresses?
With Chiharu-chan?
What is this paranormal phenomenon?
I don't remember a single damn thing!
You're horrible!
Was I the only one who took it seriously?
Ah... No, I remember!
I do remember...
That looks painful.
What?
This development, could it possibly be...?
Hm?
Note: telephone club membership card.
Did you get in a fight with someone or something?
Huh? Ah...
I gotta go.
Do your best, Big Brother!
(Sakurada Boxing Gym: Now recruiting trainees)
Long time no see!
'Morning!
Good morning.
Okay, you guys. Do your best.
Huh? You're leaving already?
Can't you at least coach me once in a while?
That's what Hana's here for.
I'm busy trading stocks.
Excuse me.
Ow!
Did you get in a fight with someone?
I told you already, it's nothing.
You promised you wouldn't lie to me.
A guy dropped his wallet
and when I tried to give it back,
he suddenly came at me. That's what happened.
What? I won't forgive him.
Doing something like that to my Hana...
Hm? What? Doing something like that to my Hana...
Hm? What?
If I see him, I'll beat him up for you.
Never mind that, get your butt to school!
Once you get in the habit of playing hooky, it'll get even harder to go.
My turn!
Don't treat me like a kid.
I'll be counting on you!
Okay, left, left. One, two. Four times.
We're from Mermaid Candy. Please come visit us.
(Akihabara Capsule Toy Hall)
(Realistic and soft~ 7 Wonders of Poop - If you put them in water they grow to actual size!)
I never imagined a day that Chiharu-chan would talk to me would come...
Good morning, Big Brother Toshiyuki.
It was such a cute voice...
Hey, bro.
Don't you have any products that sell better? Like the stuff Mammoth has.
We aren't a charity, you know.
We can't afford you to take up extra space, you know, bro?
The hell! Intruding on my sweet lingering memories... We can't afford you to take up extra space, you know, bro?
The hell! Intruding on my sweet lingering memories...
Don't overwrite the valuable sound of "Big Brother"!
...our contract with your company. Don't overwrite the valuable sound of "Big Brother"!
...our contract with your company.
S-Sorry.
Hello, I'm from Mammoth.
Ah, hello, Aoyama-kun!
Sure is hot again today.
Tell me about it. It's wearing me out. Sure is hot again today.
Tell me about it. It's wearing me out.
Ah, did you change your hat, boss?
Yeah, you noticed?
It's a great color.
Thanks!
What's with this difference?
Pleasure working with you. What's with this difference?
Pleasure working with you.
He's never called me by my name before. Pleasure working with you.
He's never called me by my name before.
Tanishi-san.
Tanishi-san, good work.
Sure is hot again today, isn't it?
What the hell am I so nervous for? I have to greet him back. Ready, set...
Yep.
I can't even greet people?
(From: Uemura Chiharu Subject: First e-mail)
"First message jitters"
"It's hot outside so be sure to stay hydrated and do your best, okay?"
Whoa, my very first e-mail from Chiharu-chan.
Really soaks into my dried up heart.
"So, do you remember our promise?"
What? Was there something else?
(Promise?)
"I can't believe you don't remember. I'm so shocked."
"We made a promise that I'd lend you my favorite girls' manga
and you'd lend me your favorite porno video."
Let me just say this one thing, all right?
Aren't you getting too comfortable as the most admired girl in the company?
That's not true.
This is the first time we're talking and you're so harsh, Senpai.
You don't understand men at all! This is the first time we're talking and you're so harsh, Senpai.
You don't understand men at all!
Me, I'll teach you!
But why are you suddenly trying to lend me a porno video, Senpai?
I'm not Senpai! But why are you suddenly trying to lend me a porno video, Senpai?
I'm not Senpai!
Call me Big Brother.
Seriously? Call me Big Brother.
Seriously?
Oh God, I remember now...!
Which one?
Which one do I lend her to get closer to her?
(mature ladies stuff)
Tanishi-san, you like older women, huh? (mature ladies stuff)
Tanishi-san, you like older women, huh?
Good bye.
No! She'll think I'm not interested in her.
(schoolgirl prostitution stuff)
Buying women with money...? Good bye. (schoolgirl prostitution stuff)
Buying women with money...? Good bye.
No, no, no. Schoolgirl prostitution is not good!
(groper stuff)
Good bye!
I've got nothing I can lend her!
Ah...
Your choices are way too extreme.
The idol stuff lacks a little oomph.
Idol stuff!
"What? Now?"
"There aren't even any trains anymore."
I'm heading over there anyway!
That's right! If it's an idol one, the actresses are pretty and there's a sense of cleanliness.
Not erotic at all!
How damn desperate could you be?
It has to be today!
No matter what!
Okay...
This kind of makes me nervous.
Y-Yeah.
Well, um, here. It's my favorite.
They're all short stories so I think they'll be easy to read.
Yeah.
This one's pretty light. So I think it'll be easy to watch.
I promise to watch it until the end and study well!
C--
Cute!
Huh? What is this? Huh?
The new band-aid Chiharu-chan put on for me.
I wonder if Chiharu-chan's watching it around now?
Hello?
"Hey, Tanishi."
"My bad. The one I gave back to you yesterday had the wrong disc inside, didn't it?"
What?
Wrong disc?
"Don't play dumb. You saw it, right? The heavy one."
Heh?
"I'm no match for you, Tanishi Senpai."
"Even for me, a dog is pretty extreme..."
I'm sorry, Uemura-san!
Don't watch the thing I lent you today! The wrong disc's inside!
"Hey, are you listening?"
Um, I have a chihuahua back at my parents' house that I really love.
"This might be light by your standards..."
"But I can't forgive anyone who would ever do such a thing."
Good bye!
Nooooo!
(DVD title: Coming with the Dog)
Shiho-san?
What? Chiharu, you switched teams?
More like what are you even doing here?
Your door wasn't locked, so.
Don't just come in when you want. Your house is next door.
I was out drinking with the massage parlor girls,
but it wasn't enough, so this is my 2nd stop. I was out drinking with the massage parlor girls,
but it wasn't enough, so this is my 2nd stop.
I'm not a bar you know.
Hey, Chiharu, if you're interested in that kind of stuff,
want a job at the massage parlor?
No, I just happened to borrow this from my Senpai at work.
What? A boyfriend? No, I just happened to borrow this from my Senpai at work.
What? A boyfriend?
No! What? A boyfriend?
No!
Oh~ You borrow stuff like that from guys that aren't even your boyfriend?
Never mind already. Please, just leave.
Hold on a minute! You kids of the cram-free generation really are different... Ow! Never mind already. Please, just leave.
Hold on a minute! You kids of the cram-free generation really are different... Ow!
My shoes! They aren't even on!
Hey, that's dangerous! Wait!
What's wrong you ask? It's this!
I'm sorry!
Explain it to me, huh?
Explain to me what all these books you bought are?
What the heck is a "disheveled sucker"? An octopus? Are you going to make disheveled octopus toys?
I can't write this off.
I'm sorry.
One week from then...
She ignores me even if our eyes meet.
(Company Philosophy: Hopeless situations are hopeless. -Saida)
No matter how many apology e-mails I send,
no replies from Chiharu-chan.
I'm off to make my rounds then.
Ah! Perfect timing! I'm off to make my rounds then.
Ah! Perfect timing!
Can I ask you a favor?
Ah, yes, sir.
You know the boxing gym?
On the way to the highway.
I want you to deliver something for me.
Was there such a place?
You'll spot it when you go.
I want you to give this to a woman there named Hana.
What is this?
You don't know what a wallet is?
Er, no, that's not what I meant...
I'm counting on you.
Did you put Vaseline on that?
Yo, rug rat boxer.
Name's Ando.
Is the boss here?
Ah... You can't wear shoes in here. Is the boss here?
Ah... You can't wear shoes in here.
Answer the damn question.
He's not in today.
Or more like, he hardly shows up at the gym.
What? How could he tell me to come and not even be here.
Hold on a minute.
"May 21st, shooting will take place from 10 to 12."
"At Himawari Park. We will provide the costume."
"Please see the attached image."
"Your compensation will be 30,000 yen. Thank you for your consideration."
Ooh, I don't have to show a lot of skin. Lucky me!
Hana!
What's up?
There's some guy named Ando downstairs.
I think he wants to join the gym.
Huh, not bad!
You're Ando?
Huh?
Hmm, we need to start by working on your guard first.
This guy isn't Ando.
What!?
What did you do that for, out of nowhere!?
Oh! You're that guy from...
No way! Sorry!
This is from Suzuki Kanichi-san.
He asked me to deliver it to a person named Hana.
My wallet? Why?
Don't tell me you're repaying the favor from the other day?
What?
What the hell is wrong with these people?
Oh? Tanishi-san, are you on break?
Ah, Aoyama-san.
If it's already this hot in May, it'll wear us out.
Yeah, it's way too hot...
I took things pretty lightly before entering my company,
but it really isn't that easy.
What are you talking about?
Mammoth has Capsule Toy Hall pretty much monopolized.
No, no. I'm at my limit just maintaining the status quo. Mammoth has Capsule Toy Hall pretty much monopolized.
No, no. I'm at my limit just maintaining the status quo.
Kissing the ass of some store manager I don't like.
Eh?
I don't like that store's manager either.
Right? I'm so glad someone understands. I don't like that store's manager either.
Right? I'm so glad someone understands.
We both have it hard, huh?
Yes.
Ah, please excuse me a moment.
(From: Uemura Chiharu Subject: I can't believe you.)
"Please don't e-mail me anymore. I've been traumatized because of you, Senpai."
Something wrong?
A dog? A dog!?
Aoyama-san, you're laughing way too hard.
Sorry.
But you know, I don't think she's mad at you.
Huh? Why do you think so?
Well, if she really was mad, I doubt she'd use emoticons and stuff.
That's true!
In these situations,
you should get in a fight with her on purpose so you can get closer. In these situations,
you should get in a fight with her on purpose so you can get closer.
May I?
Eh?
"Traumatized over something like that, you must be living in a hole!"
"I've even seen one with a chicken! By the way, do you like grilled chicken?"
That can't be a good idea. It's too much...
There you go!
(Shijuhatte-chan <-- Built in IC chip)
Note: Shijuhatte = Loosely "48 hands"; A collection of 48 sexual positions from the Edo Period.
Annoying.
"Fine, lend me another one that you like then."
"I'll watch with judging eyes lol."
"I love grilled chicken. Ah~ Makes me want a beer."
This was her reply!
I think it's safe to ask her out on a date already.
A date!? No way, no way, no way!
What?
Er, no...
Just between you and me...
I've...
Never dated a girl before.
I know. Uncool, right?
To still be an amateur virgin at age 27.
No, I bet God kept you waiting until you met Uemura-san.
Ah, I know! In that case, how about a double date?
Huh?
There's actually a girl at work that I have my eye on too.
Why don't Saida Industry and Mammoth form a tag-team?
Sound good?
Aoyama-san, you're such a good guy~!
Yes, please!
Ah, all right.
"Got it!"
"I'll somehow get my work done by then."
"But only if it's your treat, Senpai."
Sorry!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
No problem at all.
The Mammoth people aren't here yet either.
Oh, good! The Mammoth people aren't here yet either.
Oh, good!
I'm sorry... About the other day. You know...
Ah, Aoyama-san!
Hello.
I'm Aoyama that works in sales at Mammoth.
I'm Hasegawa from PR.
I'm Tanishi Toshiyuki from Saida Industry's sales department.
I'm Uemura Chiharu from the planning department of the same company.
Eh? Is this the way it's going to be today?
Let's skip the formalities and just have fun today.
Okay? Have a seat. Let's skip the formalities and just have fun today.
Okay? Have a seat.
Okay.
Wow, you drink a lot!
Uemura-san is super cute!
You think so?
You think so? Hasegawa-san is really pretty too.
Tanishi-san, we're seriously going in for the kill today.
Eh? Seriously...?
I have a strategy planned out.
What you need now is an enemy.
An enemy?
What do you mean?
It's often thought that people with common interests get along better, What do you mean?
It's often thought that people with common interests get along better,
but the way I see it, it's the opposite.
It's better to have things you don't like in common.
Things you don't like?
For instance, we became closer after the topic of disliking Capsule Toy Hall's manager came up.
I'll play the villain today.
But I couldn't ask you to do that...
Either way, all you got to do is get her to fall for you.
Come on, let's go.
Sorry. Please go on ahead.
Huh?
When I'm nervous, my stomach immediately gets upset.
But really, I never imagined I'd ever have drinks with Saida Industry, our rival company.
Really.
Maybe you're actually spies?
No way! The products Saida handles are all dirty jokes. Maybe you're actually spies?
No way! The products Saida handles are all dirty jokes.
Projects like that would never fly at our company, huh?
Besides, it would tarnish the company's image.
More the reason to do it then!
We do things at our company that Mammoth can't.
Right, Senpai?
Right! So we do it!
Do you still plan on continuing with those obscene products?
We've only just begun! Do you still plan on continuing with those obscene products?
We've only just begun!
I have a really amazing one in the works, you know!
It's an industry secret, though.
Right!?
Right! It's going to be amazing!
It's a secret, though!
You guys make such a perfect pair.
What?
You can do it, Tanishi Senpai!
Show your Mammoth pride!
Looking good!
Hit it!
Looking good! Hit it!
(Home Run)
18 to 0.
All right! An utter victory!
Well, nothing surprising.
How vexing!
I'm going to have muscle pains tomorrow for sure.
Hey, Senpai!
Aren't you mortified after losing? Hey, Senpai!
Aren't you mortified after losing?
Well, it's only a game...
That attitude is no good!
What?
Even everyone at work.
They've all decided from the beginning that we can't beat Mammoth.
Why don't they fight for it more seriously?
Er, it's not like I can do anything about it...
If you really fight for something, you might actually make a change!
Yeah...
All right.
One more time! We're going to win for sure this time.
What...?
That's fine. I'll even give you a handicap.
Swing the bat faster!
(#5 BOX - right World Class! Roughly 130 kilometers)
As expected from Mammoth!
Tanishi-san, you better hit this last ball!
I'm telling you, I can't. Tanishi-san, you better hit this last ball!
I'm telling you, I can't.
Keep your eye on the ball! I'm telling you, I can't.
Keep your eye on the ball!
Keep my eye on the ball...
Senpai! You can do it when you try!
What?
We got a point!
Even if it was a dead ball.
What!?
Ah, Chiharu-chan is holding my hand...
(From: Aoyama Takahiro)
"Parting ways here!! Let's both do our best. I'll be looking forward to hearing how it turned out!!"
Did something happen?
Aoyama-san and his date left...
What!?
Walking while holding hands with Chiharu-chan.
I can say for sure this is the happiest moment of my life!
Thank you Aoyama-san! I owe it all to you!
Hmm... We missed the last train.
Ah, that's right.
Hey, are you planning on putting this chance Aoyama-san gave you to waste!?
You're 27. Now's the time to make up your mind!
All right, it's simulation time!
First, I'll suggest an all-nighter saying it would be a waste of money to take a taxi.
And then we'll have fun at karaoke or something,
get in the mood and kiss.
No, don't get carried away!
It's really pretty.
You're even prettier.
We can kiss on the 2nd date.
And then we'll have one steady date after another and eventually...
What should we do, Senpai?
Well then...
Wanna go to a love hotel?
What!?
(Hotel White Rose Part I)
Oh God, I blurted it out loud!
"Well then..."? Triggered by what exactly!?
The hell am I doing!?
If I don't make a quick recovery, I'll never be able to fix this.
Well, you know. They have beer and karaoke, too.
It's pretty much just a karaoke bar with a bed!
This is painful.
It's too much of a stretch!
Sorry.
Let's find one without a bed, after all.
Actually... I've never been inside a place like this before.
Huh?
So...
If you promise we won't do anything...
I want to go inside!
We will not do a single thing!
I will not lay a single finger on you!
Sorry. This was the only room available...
Okay.
Ah! More! More!
Hit me more! More! Ah! More!
Ah! Punch me! Ah! More!
Please hit me more! Ah! Ah! More!
Ah! More! Ahh!
Sorry!
I need to use the bathroom.
Get a hold of yourself!
We aren't going to do anything. We aren't going to do anything...
We aren't going to do anything...
Hey, Tani-tan! Why did you start upping now!?
Wait! No!
Don't do that kind of stuff!
This is a place to do this kind of stuff, isn't it!?
No!
Sorry! After promising that I wouldn't do anything...
I'm sorry.
Um, I'm...
A virgin.
What? No way!?
Er, what I meant was,
I can't believe a cute girl like you...
Thank you.
So, I know it's selfish but
I want to do it after I get to know you a little better.
What?
No?
Th-that's totally fine! I'm totally okay with that!
What a relief.
I broke out in a weird sweat.
Well, there's a bath... There's a bath, you know?
Ah, you're right. Well, since we're here,
might as well enjoy it to the fullest, huh?
Right, fully enjoy it. Since we're here and all.
Well, if I were being greedy...
I'd want to take one together...
Huh?
Together?
Ah! I was talking out loud again!
What? Is she considering it?
Can do? No can do? Which is it?
Well...
Only if we turn off the lights.
It's good!
You can't see me, right?
I can't see you.
Ah~
Feels good...
Ah! Let me clarify that it's not like I go to hotels with just any guy. So you know.
Me too. I'm only here because it's with you.
What?
Ahh! I called her by her first name.
What should I do... I have to say something and fill the silence...
I got her in the bath. I'll go with light, erotic talk here.
Um...
Why did you join our company?
Not the conversation to have in a tub!
Er, well.. You know. It's just a grubby company full of guys.
Besides, all the products we handle are dirty joke items...
Don't you think there's something imaginative about capsule toys?
Ever since I was in art school, I loved making miniature models.
I was really into capsule toys.
I see...
Like, "I wonder what I'll get next?"
"I hope I get the one I want~"
There are so many dreams packed into such a small capsule.
But don't you think sometimes?
While pursuing the realism of poop,
don't you ever think what the hell am I doing at my age?
What? But it's fun. don't you ever think what the hell am I doing at my age?
What? But it's fun.
You think so?
This applies to everything but...
It's no fun if you don't feel seriously about things.
I know, you know?
That you put a lot of effort in your work every day.
Even earlier. When you put your body on the line to get that hit.
Eh?
I've never worked hard for anything in my life.
That's why I don't know the sweet taste of victory
Aren't you mortified after losing!?
or even the pain of defeat.
If you really fight for something, you might actually make a change!
The result of running away from everything, If you really fight for something, you might actually make a change!
The result of running away from everything,
is who I am right now.
There isn't a single thing worth fighting for to me.
Aoyama-san is amazing, isn't he?
Hm?
Getting into a big company and being great at his job...
He can do anything.
I'm really envious.
Really?
I don't feel comfortable around perfect people.
It's kind of stifling.
Oh?
You're a hundred times better, Tanishi Senpai!
I feel comfortable around you...
You're like my house.
Ah, sorry!
I didn't mean that you aren't perfect or anything, Tanishi Senpai.
Wait, there is something worth fighting for.
For Chiharu-chan,
I could do anything for sure!
You looked, didn't you?
I didn't, I swear!
Chiharu-chan!
I-- At this rate, I have a feeling I'll end up doing something, so...!
You're safe now. So sleep without worry!
You're so silly...
Hey, it's morning already!
I can't sleep!
Good morning.
'Morning.
Ah, I have a hangover...
Are you okay, Senpai?
I'm totally fine!
Besides, I didn't even drink that much.
Why don't we stop with that Senpai thing already?
Eh? Don't tell me you want me to call you Big Brother again?
Not that either!
Hmm... Then, Tanishi-san?
Yeah, something like that.
Kaa-kun, wait! You're too fast!
Oh! Sorry, Mayumi-chan~ Kaa-kun, wait! You're too fast!
Oh! Sorry, Mayumi-chan~
You're so damn cute~
What's wrong!?
Never mind, just run! What's wrong!?
Never mind, just run!
Shooting is about to begin. Okay.
Tanishi-san!
Tanishi-kun, you did it with Mayumi, I hear?
And bareback at that!
Huh!?
Huh!? What have you got to say for yourself!?
Mayumi-chan, is this good enough?
Oh my God... An office worker is getting beat up.
Serves him right. Oh my God... An office worker is getting beat up.
Serves him right.
I bet it's just some fight over a girl. Leave them be.
Wow, this is my first time seeing something like this.
I'm going to set your hair on fire next.
Don't run away!
You finally found something worth fighting for, right!?
I want to do it after I get to know you a little better.
I know, you know?
That you work hard every day.
You're a hundred times better, Tanishi Senpai!
I'm not who I used to be anymore!
I'm going to seriously fight for the person I love!
I did it!
Bareback!
All right, we'll have you pay us compensation with your body then.
For the time being, come to my office.
Please wait!
After doing my woman, who are you to complain about someone doing yours!?
Can't even protect the girl you love. That's sad.
Just stay kissing the ground your entire life!
You're so cool, Kaa-kun!
I'm sorry, Chiharu-chan...
All right, let's go.
I'm so sorry...!
Someone's coming!
It's a girl!
You bitch!
Kaa-kun, what are you doing!?
Hurry up and beat up that weird lady already!
Yeah, I got it! Hurry up and beat up that weird lady already!
Yeah, I got it!
I got ya!
Kaa-kun, what the hell are you doing!?
Say, Toshiyuki...
I turned 27 and...
I'm still...
Boys on the Run - ep01 Translator: Sa-yan
A loser.
No, stay with me a little longer.
This is exactly why you can't do it with Chiharu. No, stay with me a little longer.
This is exactly why you can't do it with Chiharu.
Diligently conquer one bad thing about yourself at a time and build your confidence.
You're gonna box?
This doesn't even count as cheating!
I love you!
Aren't things getting more and more extreme every day?
Right?
You really are a loser.
I won't let you lay a single finger on Chiharu-chan!
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